Keep Your Thoughts To Yourself, Joe!

A post to share with Joe when he is a teenager and thinks I exist only to irritate him...perhaps it is payback. Christmas morning I was taking a shower and Joe asked if he could join me. I said sure, come on in. The following conversation took place: Joe: That sure is a big belly you have, Mommy! Me: Yep, it sure is. Thanks, Joe! Joe: You sure do have a big body, Mommy. Me: Yes, Joey. My body is a lot bigger than yours, isn't it? Joe: Yep, but I have a big belly...just like you!