layomen and ripped skittles

I bet you can't guess what the title of this post means?  Well, if you spend anytime with Joe you would know that layomen equals lemonade and ripped skittles are actually....drum roll....blisters on the backs of your heels caused by new shoes that your mom tried to buy at Target where you could get three pairs of sandals for the price of one pair at Stride Rite.  Obviously.